Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Dialogue

Amy: Oohh, do we have JUICE???

Kiker: Weeellll.... we do. But it isn't Juicy Juice.

Amy: What IS it then?

Kiker: V8 Splash.

Amy: That is poo-poo juice.

Kiker: I am SORRY?

Amy: I don't like it. It tastes like poo.

Kiker: Have you even HAD it?

Amy: Yes. I don't like it. Poo-poo juice.

Kiker: Well, I just thought I would branch out. And it was two for one.

Amy: Oh, GREAT. Now we have TWO bottles of poo-poo juice. All because you wanted to branch out. We have a routine. There are things on the list that we always buy. Now .... poo-poo juice because you went off list.

(It is so nice to have my girl back)

8 Comments:

Blogger Amanda said...

Well, tell Amy she's safe from the poo-poo juice at our house. How much actual fruit juice is IN juicy juice, though?? ;)

9:56 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Juicy Juice is 100% juice. It is old, canned juice but at least it is juice. V8 splash is 10% juice and 90% crap.

I think the lesson has been learned. Don't go off-list.

*It's good to be back.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Estelle said...

Wow... sounds like a conversation one would have with a four year old! I'm glad she's back to herself as well!
And Juicy Juice is supposedly 100% juice. How they can claim that when one of the ingredients is water and the other is Vit. C I have no clue. Apparently they missed school on the day percentages were covered.
Oh, and if the fruit is soaked in sugar, corn syrup, or what not BEFORE the fruit is actually juiced, it doesn't have to be put on the label. Which is why some 'no sugar added' juices are so sickeningly sweet.
I like Juicy Juice though. Does it still come in the metal can, or have they gone plastic like everyone else?

10:05 AM  
Blogger Steph said...

yeah, but how much poo is in poo-poo juice? :-)

10:06 AM  
Blogger betsy said...

laughing. and laughing heartily out loud here, alone in my cube.

you girls are a riot. and well, should you have a little kellogg-lee running around the house at least it won't take you long to get used to talking with a child. (hee.)

10:40 AM  
Anonymous ramer said...

When young in my career I worked at Winn Dixie as a cashier. The Juicy Juice was very familiar to me because it was the ONLY juice that the government allowed to be purchased using WIC (Women with Infant Children) checks. Given that the government only allowed no name brand foods to be purchased with these checkes, I always thought that the Juicy Juice was a knock off of real juice.

It wasn't until about 5 years later that I realized my errors. Juicy Juice is by far the best juice choice on the market then and today.

Hear Hear to the Juicy Juice.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Trista said...

*cough* *cough*
*sneeze*
wow, I wish we had some not-poopie juice around here.
*cough*
at least you're not talking about bananas.
*sound of a blowing nose*

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you know it tastes like poo, Little Elvis? When was the last time you had a good spoonful of poo? hoey hoey hoey

3:59 PM  

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